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I know, let’s vote for hell on earth instead. That’ll surely clean things right up.

I heard eggs will be cheaper any day now.

She was working for a hedge fund when she met him and they were married for 26 years. She may have given away $19 billion of her fortune, but her net worth is still $36 billion, the same as the original divorce settlement.

It’s surprising that a country where there are more guns than people, due to the well known quirk of literally writing into the constitution that the people should be armed in order to stop government tyranny, it sure is enduring a lot of government tyranny.

That’s actually perfect. I was thinking jerky, but while it wouldn’t fit too well you would be able to call it a Jerkdog.

Or a Dogjerk…

If you’re going to split open the dog and use it as the bun, it should be something even more intensely meaty and salty inside it.

Elon Musk has 175 cock usphisasasnd you should too.

Hey that’s just Brian. Easy mistake to make.

But that wouldn’t change anything at all!

I’m sure any time a policy like this is enacted, it will not increase productivity over the whole shift.

Oh look, the database that scooped up all data on license plate movements was used for nefarious purposes. Who could have seen that coming?

Well according to this diagram, there are just ants and weak ants. So, yes.

19 is barely an adults body. It’s just a child being employed by geriatrics.

When you pay money to be at the Nazi inaugration, it shouldn’t be a surprise that you accepted the Nazi blood money.

I object to this diagram. Ants would almost certainly love a plate of beans on toast too.

Sphincter it is then

What?

Interesting that South Sudan decided to forfeit its independence.

There is no intelligence in the whole administration, we know.