54d chess you fools

Is this your kid? No, is this your kid? No, is this your kid? No, how about this kid? No, is this your kid? No, surely this is your kid? No, is it this kid? No, maybe this is your kid? No, is this your kid?

Man, I don’t normally get choked up about celebrities but some of Val Kilmer’s movies got me through a pretty dark time in the late 90s. I was 8 when Willow came out, we wore that VHS out. In 2000 I lived in the boonies taking care of an indoor broccoli growing operation in Colorado. The only thing I had was 20 or so books, a box of VHS tapes, and a 13" TV VCR combo. I must have watched Tombstone and The Saint 10000 times.

I am still friends with the guy who worked with me and anytime he asks me what happened to or where is so and so I 100% answer with “He ran off to live in the forest, in the nude.”

Whaaaaaaaaaaaat noooooooooooo, that can’t be right. Who other than every single person alive saw that coming?

Hopefully, they will televise it and trump will say “You’re fired” right before they pull the switch. That would be on par with the shitshow circus we live in these days.

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If you eat 75 soft-boiled eggs 4 times a day and take 15 Start Packs washed down with some Tangy Tangerine 2.0 you will cure your halitosis of the scalp and it can even cure kidney beans. Remember it’s not cancer, it’s a vitamin deficiency.

Unfortunately, it isn’t. I sat in a conference hall a few weeks ago and listened to an NP talk about his health clinic and how difficult it was to find collaborating physicians because he prescribes Ivermectin. He then went on to claim Merck gave him an award for prescribing the most Ivermectin in his state.

It’s wild watching this shit, but don’t worry the same group says JAMA and NEJM are no longer legitimate but shit like Critical Health News is. Just don’t talk about how the guy running CHN is a veterinarian playing people doctor.

Can’t insider trade if you aren’t inside her…wait what?

Too bad the rest of the Democrats can’t hear them with all that money stuffed in their ears.

I just want to know who the fuck let Trump watch Canadian Bacon.

What better way to celebrate after a hard day authoring such a great bill to make this country great than fucking an underage prostitute! Right? Right? Guys, right?

Read the news? We are the news! You can’t handle the real news! - AP

You signed up for a job where you have to make tough maybe life-threatening decisions. You take an oath to serve and protect. You wear a bulletproof vest that is also stab and slash-resistant. You respond to a call, the woman is mental and won’t talk and she is holding an infant. She picks up a knife and advances on you. Do you close the gap and try to disarm her knowing your core vital areas are relatively safe from the knife and she has a child in her other hand? Nope, you might get cut. So, instead, you just smoke her and the kid.

Don’t worry both sides are not the same though so you can take that to the bank, not the same bank that the democrats are cashing their corporate checks in though because that would be unseemly.

I am only half kidding, maybe a quarter kidding.

Now you got me thinking maybe you do need a John “Hannibal” Smith to suss this one out lol if I am wrong I will quit drinking lol I quit drinking 4 years ago but I will quit again that’s how sure I am lol

You’re lucky, this is the 8th time lab-grown meat has killed my mother. I hope you got better.

This. My guess is they will use about 20 days of it to regroup and bring in new meat and materials. Then they will start probing Ukrainian lines with little skirmishes in the hopes Ukraine shoots back. When they shoot back Moscow will cry out “They broke the ceasefire!” And the war is back on the menu boys. The traitors in Washington will stop giving the out-of-date intel they will be giving during the ceasefire and cry about how Ukraine can’t be trusted because it broke the ceasefire.

It doesn’t take a John “Hannibal” Smith to suss out this one.

Lab-grown meat killed my mom…true story, lab-grown meat broke into her house and stabbed her 957 times with a fork.

Traitors, you forgot, traitors.

With these shit heals, it’s always the last guy’s fault in their first term, and it’s always the new guy’s fault after they get replaced. They are liars, cheats, and hypocrites who wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire if they didn’t get paid, and even then, they are more likely to pocket the money and let you burn.

And now the party should primary him…too bad the party is a feckless shell of bullshit wrapped around a bunch of greedy little piggies.