Yeah, I sure as shit wouldn’t use the internet if it wasn’t anonymous, seems like a weird thing to want when people are more concerned for their privacy than ever before.

Muffin.

Seems like PB&Js are your jam.

I didn’t even know seedless watermelons were a thing, so it saddens me to discover that they are, and that they’re bad, since the main reason I don’t like watermelons is having to deal with the seeds.

Doesn’t matter, had sex.

This is fucking ridiculous, almost parodic.

See, I find that level of confidence more realistic, like maybe I could take on a wolf, rather than it being an obvious fact.

You think you can take on a wolf? They aren’t chihuahuas you know.

I dream pretty much every night, and sometimes wish I wouldn’t remember them since they’re often much better than reality lol.

Will tell you when I find out.

But why?

Ahhh, the duality of man.

Sorry to hear that, hope it gets better soon!

Why would people hate on them for adding a commonly requested feature?

Has the same energy as US sport championships.

As a Brit I feel conflicted.

If someone could just knock me out for 8 straight hours every night, that’d be great, thanks.

Why do you say that? Just because it’s in those kinds of receptacles?

True. I wake up every day, which I find rather annoying.

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