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hypertown@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

French revolution

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hypertown@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • Norgur@fedia.io
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    I like my dick thoroughly unguillotined, thank you very much

    • aodhsishaj@lemmy.world
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      Speak for yourself

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        That’s what the “I” at the beginning stands for. You guillotine yourself as much as you want.

        • aodhsishaj@lemmy.world
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          https://www.grammarly.com/blog/idiom/

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      Doesn’t matter, had sex.

      • AdamBomb@lemmy.sdf.org
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        She put a bag on my head

        • Noodle07@lemmy.world
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          Still counts

    • Chee_Koala@lemmy.world
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      How do you know, have you even tried?

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      I bet you’re not even gona fap to that

      • Norgur@fedia.io
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        I wouldn’t go that far.

      • Senseless@feddit.de
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        Joke’s on you. Twice, and I’m not even done reading the comments.

    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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      We get it, you’re not Jewish.

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    This article is hilarious and I’m already a gym bunny but the idea that I could snap one off is awakening something weird in me.

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      I volunteer as tribute

    • p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world
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      But why ;-;

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    https://reductress.com/post/4-exercises-thatll-make-your-vagina-so-tight-it-becomes-a-dick-guillotine/

    For people who don’t want to read the article and as a long time practicer, the exercises are kegels, squats, glute bridges, and medicine bell sit-ups.

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      I think this is the kind of sensationalist headline I can get behind.

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    • nifty@lemmy.world
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      From the movie Teeth, in case anyone is wondering

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        I… was not. But, thank you.

  • daltotron@lemmy.world
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    Will these exercises work on the butthole as well? asking for a friend asking for a friend

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      Buttholes are usually pretty strong already

  • CCF_100@sh.itjust.works
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    new bottom surgery just dropped

  • proper@lemmy.world
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    just gonna upvote and see myself out

  • RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    *Wench Revolution

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    I shall resist the urge to google this, to see if it is real…

    • apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world
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      It’s a Reductress article.

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      apparently it’s real https://reductress.com/post/4-exercises-thatll-make-your-vagina-so-tight-it-becomes-a-dick-guillotine/

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    Fun fact: It’s called a “french kiss” because you’re supposed to bite their tongue off.

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    Looks like ‘King Richard’ is finally gonna be executed boys!

  • Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin@lemm.ee
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    Teeth as told by Parisians

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    La Blue Girl vibes.

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    Just use vinegar.

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    Vive my pants

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