🎶 Penis nine-to-five … 🎶

It honestly is funny, but it’s just even more pathetic how the CHUDs couldn’t handle it.

It would be funny if it weren’t so pathetic.

So they want a martyr? Likely they’re just too dense to see past their own fears.

Only almost?

It’s both.

I apparently slept with my mouth hanging open all night, I am not

Not without combustibles.

It’s a bit weird reading this comment after several that were nothing but thoughtful and supportive.

The Boo-man show

Scary Poppins

You and I have different definitions of “horrifying”

Field of Screams

Admission of anything is a sign of “weakness.”

Meanwhile, Gen X:

It’s a boulder the size of a small boulder

Where’d you hear this?

Skeet

No, they said discrete. Each mammoth dildo is individually wrapped.

Cogs are gear teeth.