Which end did it come out of?

*Demver

Now that I look again, I see that you failed to filter the logs and some other user’s trash was in there.

Well, there’s also the racism

I wrote my own NES emulator out of spite

Consult your physician

It also gives you a way to validate your calculations when you inevitably do model it.

I’d weigh the jug as-is, then weigh it full, and then weigh it empty; the proceeding trivial calculation of the original filled volume would be arguably more accurate.

Me too, but it’s to play with.

This is why I have strategically placed night lights in my house

If there’s a kink on your hose, you’ve got bigger problems

You forget about the nozzle.

A couple months ago a colleague thought I had automated the review of all the files in a massive [highly patterned] PR, but I actually manually went through each file efficiently and systematically. Mostly I’m just accused of being a robot.

How do you test rent?

I think you need to draw us a diagram of what you’re imagining.

Everybody likes watching a good train wreck

10% is low. Look for 50-100%, or worse.

Like when Biden said he wanted a ceasefire but kept sending Israel weapons anyway?

That wasn’t me …

This is why I upped my tipping on the rare times I do eat out.

Edit: yeah, how fucking dare I?

Go tell the other guy.