Danny Devito wearing an eyepatch

I feel seen

I did

I can’t shout loud enough for people 900 miles away to hear me

Just have a good ol’ fashioned fuck-off

They said “No.”

Right, so it’s not really an iPod Nano.

There’s not gonna be any storage on it, though at that point there could be.

Oh wow, it can get shittier?

That would be the most reliable vehicle they have!

But why?

Leave. Go lie down in a ditch and die.

You think he eats libcuck chickens? Beef only

My employer tried to start an RTO program, likely as pressure from the owners.

My savvy manager had already deduced that existing checks were compiled on a monthly database query, so that’s what I was doing; I also managed to skirt other checks by not claiming a permanent desk at my local office, which, as I predicted, kept me off of a separate query’s shit list. I also compiled a point-for-point rebuttal to their bulleted reasons for implementing RTO as it would affect me and my work, and held on to that just in case.

They gave up the push not long after, and just ensure that butts are in seats when the owners visit so we all “look busy.”

Except those unreliable hunks of junk are always breaking down

TBF, it wasn’t really that widely known until he started tweeting like mad.

The people who need to hear this can’t follow the math.

I doubt he has that sort of dexterity.

Well, the technicalities get kinda hairy. End of last year I hired a financial planner to help out with all of that - he got my money out of the country before the inauguration, and thus has already paid for himself.

That is correct.