I watch Independence Day every 4th of July, but what I like to call the “abridged version” where I watch until the aliens blow up the White House and then I’m done =)

Capitalism has never been a plan, it’s a cancer

He’s done quite a bit of sci-fi! Off the top of my head I can think of

• Men in Black
• I, Robot
• I am Legend
• Independence Day

Horny on main

Just looked it up and apparently my state actually has a remarkably low rate of traffic deaths, so apparently we’re actually pretty good drivers

https://youtu.be/s8hEtI9AI0U

Make America Homoerotic Always

more than 300 million Americans

Last I checked, that’s all of 'em

They would be bought for the purpose, not someone else’s =)

If I had one of those lasers, trying it out on some balloons is probably the first thing I’d do XD

🎶 Where is tall finger? Where is tall finger? Here I am!

And tankies love fascism as long as it’s used against capitalism

Wouldn’t it be Leninists? Like the ‘l’ in ‘ml’?

I’d do it if my wife made only another $20k

As it stands, though, money is tight and my field of study pays better

He doesn’t have to do it if he doesn’t want to

Clanker-wankers don’t have feelings

If he wants to be president for the rest of his life, I know of a compromise that’ll let him do that and adhere to the 2-term limit

Hatsune Miku

I found the hockey stick before reading the bonus and thought I was crazy

It’s able to make some insanely detailed sound

Not a parrot, but someone was able to reconstruct an image from data they encoded into sound and taught to a starling (I think, I don’t have headphones and the species isn’t in the title or description XD)

https://youtu.be/hCQCP-5g5bo