The worm in Kennedy’s brain will axe it for sure

Love the blip at 7942 XD

People really just picked the model # of their bank’s VOIP phone

Forgor glasses

I snore XD

Rapidly dig a small hole in the ground and resolve to place a donkey in it. This is now my “ass hole”

Then run away as fast as possible to survive the impending insect plague

For a second there I read that as “they’re a person and I’m not” and was very confused XD

Exactly! I’ve been using a laptop with Mint for school for more than 5 years and I’ve had no problems with it

That being said, I also haven’t had any problems with my TV PC running Fedora, or my fileserver running Ubuntu either, so… 🤷

I literally only use Lemmy, I’m not even all that interested in Mastodon XD

I also didn’t see the window for the wall, guess I’d crash into it too XD

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NIMBY

NIMBY

Ocean lite

Nobody wants to go to your party, doofus

We’re all going to our local 50501’s planned event (mines right by my city hall, I can walk there!)

Okay, how about I call the parents of the students, who might do something to help provided the police aren’t already there to prevent them from doing so

Granted, this is one situation where the police got the guy, but once on the scene they also waited about an hour for things to die down (pun intended) before entering

“It’s certainly a nice looking piece of jewelry”

I’d call the shooter, as they’re statistically more likely to stop themselves than the police

First I thought this was an accusation XD

I’ve found that “you’re embarrassing yourself” usually produces results with a large magnitude and a highly variable direction

My favorite theory is that Officer Jenny and Nurse Joy are actually species of Pokemon