I can’t imagine why anyone, in this day and age, would have that much cash on them unless they’re directly going to buy something or just sold something.

The first time I took edibles, I was solo and took too much. I was spaced out and far too aware of the wind blown by my ceiling fan as it touched my skin. It wasn’t even a fun trip.

Were all the "ja"s an affectation or do modern Germans just ja that much?

I’m assuming levels of idiocy. Sure, he’s a cruel idiot but this is another level of stupidly pointless. He isn’t someone to insidiously undermine water security. He’d just try to deport the springwater.

I honestly cannot believe this is real. It seems legit but…

It’s so fucking frivolous.

Why the FUCK would you bring your bank card to fight as invaders?? You think you’re gonna do a quick withdrawal and buy something at a convenience store?

You can’t do that.

You’re an government official, not someone tanking a Tuesday-noon stand-up gig. If you want to be “funny” and intimate violence toward political opponents “as a joke”, quit and pursue that comedy career you’re tripping over yourself to practice.

We can’t keep letting public figures say insane shit and walking it back “as a joke”. You shouldn’t be able walk anything back. If you want to recant, it’s an official motion you have to make and you’re fined regardless, if it was a threat/incitement to violence or slander/libel.

They should be afraid of the words they use because those words have a greater effect than the average person.

Just call it “generalist labo(u)r” or “general laborer”.

And even if you showed me it, I wouldn’t believe it. I heard his dad was from Uganda, so he’s an illegal.

They’re mad because he’s ruining their income, we’re mad because he’s ruining the country; we are not the same.

Fuck them.

Fuck you. Why’d you make me laugh at that.

You have a hard shell inside the soft tortilla

The post only says they’re “Anti-American”. It never said they were anti-American for any of the good reasons.

You met some Romanian fairy creature that dined and ditched you.

While it sounds feasible, I wouldn’t think Russia has the leeway to flush more men into another losing invasion.

Why the fuck is he so horny for Canada? Who put him on to this?

Is it the attempt?

Will they continually, successfully deceive/bully me? Or is someone just always gonna try?

I can already smell the omelets. All it took was war crimes.

And he wouldn’t even need it! But it would be nice to have.

Two hours? Yeah, right, Philippides.