No luck

Damn. You shouldn’t have made this known. Now so many things are gonna have to happen. Not all of them positive.

Pastry

I for one am enjoying this AI thing at Google. I haven’t had that many laughs from just searching for things.

The Titans are back

I’m upset at how I read those words.

You shouldn’t have said that, you now have a target on your back. They will come after you.

Oh my God I didn’t know he was in fallout. I guess I’m definitely watching that now

You are being watched. The government has a secret system, a machine that spies on you every hour of every day. I know because I built it. I designed the machine to detect acts of terror, but it sees everything. Violent crimes involving ordinary people, people like you. Crimes the government considered irrelevant. They wouldn’t act, so I decided I would. But I needed a partner, someone with the skills to intervene. Hunted by the authorities, we work in secret. You’ll never find us. But victim or perpetrator, if your number’s up, we’ll find you.

Nah. Just internet etiquette is to not post too quickly.

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Smash I guess 😮‍💨

Only liked so it would be hidden from my feed in the future. We are now enemies because of this picture.

I just call any Miata that’s after NA an MX-5.

Just to clarify. The button in the picture is the popup headlights button. We Miata owners spam it

Miata owners at any opportunity:

Oh, Striker, hearing about your tragic (and hilarious) passing truly has us scrolling through the stages of grief! Your memes lit up our feeds like a smartphone screen in a dark room—always there when we needed a laugh or a perfectly timed GIF. You weren’t just a username to us; you were the unsung hero of our notification alerts. Each post you shared wasn’t just content; it was comfort. In your digital absence, we’ll strive to keep the LOLs alive in your memory. Rest in pixels, dear friend. Until the next meme revival!

Man I recently got a 2010 Prius off an auction. Very cheap purchase and it works great already getting savings on gas. But I did notice people have the urge to want to pass or take over when I’m in it even though I’m definitely going fast enough. Funny enough it doesn’t happen when I’m in my Miata going the same speed.

Expertly done

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