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Urethra Franklin@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

I got my date at the family reunion...

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I got my date at the family reunion...

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Urethra Franklin@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • WarmSoda@lemm.ee
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    That’s got to be a joke shirt. I wonder what the front says.

    Cuz why in the world would you advertise that otherwise?

    • Zron@lemmy.world
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      That’s clearly the governor of Alabama, he’s just campaigning.

      All jokes aside, you know your state is fucked when they have to put up billboards along the highway telling people not to rape their daughters.

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        Um what? Citation very needed.

        • kn33@lemmy.world
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          The one I know of was Florida

          • prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
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            Eastern shore of Virginia too.

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      I tried looking it up. There’s a lot of places online selling the shirt and no other joke. A few reviews don’t add any context either. Photos of other people wearing it on the internet.

      I’m baffled. If it is a joke, I don’t get it.

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      incest

      • WarmSoda@lemm.ee
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        Happy mother’s day :/

    • andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun
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      I’m betting a lost bet.

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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      He’s got the hottest mom in the old folks home.

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    People of walmart…man, i just don’t know what to expect anymore. The Jerry Springer of superstores?

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      Walmart weirdness isn’t produced for TV, I feel like that makes it worse. That’s just how those people are.

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    Alabama Intensifies

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    Just find a girl you can call mommy. Come on now.

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    Go for the trifecta and add farmersonly.com

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    Is that title because Ancestry.com was created and funded by the Mormon church?

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      While The Church of Jesus Christ does pay for use of Ancestry.com licenses at FamilySearch centers, it was not involved in creating the company. The Church has it’s own genealogy company: FamilySearch.org.

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    deleted by creator

  • Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteOP
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    OEDIPUS HAS ENTERED THE CHAT

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    Chris-Chan, is that you?

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