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OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Long time

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OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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      I’ll stop now.

      • TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee
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        No, please go on.

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          One more for the moon road then:

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            @GrymEdm@lemmy.world doing the Lord’s work here.

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            Legend!

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    https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/12d63100-1727-4a74-ad23-9d66bc301ebf.webp

    Our moon hours are longer than your primitive earth minds could possibly comprehend.

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      Fuck I loved that show.

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    Honestly, I think you missed an opportunity to draw a dick on the moon.

  • Match!!@pawb.social
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    space has so much texas

    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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      Where else are you going to fight a Gyan?

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    A Moon 69 involves butt stuff, unfortunately.

    • TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works
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      Sounds fortunate to me

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        It can go either way

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    Can someone explain the origin of this meme I feel like I’ve skipped a month of memes and I don’t know what’s going on

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      Someone posted about Americans being able to drive for like 13 hours in Texas and still be in Texas. The punchline was that Europeans can’t comprehend it. Then a bunch of euro memes came out showing similar distances in Europe.

      Perhaps related, there was a news post today about an effort to develop a standardized system for time on the moon.

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        Ahh thank you for giving me the skinny as they say in old timey gangster times 🙏

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      https://lemmy.today/post/8356844

      This post

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    As a Terran, I can’t even wrap my brain around this.

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      Me too. I’m also a Teran and I’m like what the frell?

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        Rigel!!

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    Missed opportunity to do a full circumference and claim you can drive infinite amount.

    Or maybe that’s the next step of this meme.

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    Good luck not getting destroyed by a Mooninite within the first or second moon hour though.

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    All your base are belong to us.

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    How long is a moon hour? Since the moon is a quarter of the earth, I guess a moon hour is like 15 minutes which makes 69 moon hours a total of less than a dog day so…

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      A moon day is an earth month.

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        Only if it’s February

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          but it’s not February

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            Shit. In that case I have no idea.

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              Don’t worry. Every April is one moon day!

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      Moon is tidally locked to the earth. So its day length is the same as it’s orbit. That’s 29.5 earth days which (using the logic you supplied) means that a lunar hour is approx 1.23 earth days.

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        (using the logic you supplied)

        I used a logic? Sir, this is a shitpost community

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      I can only see the moon half the time so that makes it 7.5 minutes

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    Do one with the dick that curiosity drew on Mars

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    Is this before or after the whalers on the moon hit your car with big harpoons?

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      After 😮‍💨

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    terran

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      Earthican.

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        Don’t be a Earthican’t, be an Earthican! Join today!

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          I’m an earthidonwanna

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            Earthinitmustbenice checking in.

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              Earthisntasniceasuthink

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                Eartisntitironic

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                  Earthidonchathink

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      up the night.

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    Nice

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      nice

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        nice

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