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Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 8 months ago

How many baseball games does your dad have to miss before you grow up to be tucker carlson?

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How many baseball games does your dad have to miss before you grow up to be tucker carlson?

Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 8 months ago
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    There has to be another factor. My dad missed all of my marching band performances and I’m not a fascist.

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      Aren’t fascists historically known for enjoying marching?

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        Thats what I’m saying, man. We gotta check another angle.

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          Maybe we should force everybody into marching band??

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          45°

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      Yeah, but like, marching bands cool.

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        I suppose it depends what they play.

        e.g. Fleetwood Mac’s Tusk: https://vimeo.com/9545833#t=1m58s (somewhat cued)

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          I enjoyed that

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        Baseball is the coolest. Dad can show up, get drunk for a few hours, and then drive a bunch of neighborhood kids home without wearing pants, and eating Nachos.

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          Ok, but playing baseball is pretty typical. Marching band is a bold choice which is cooler then anything I would give tucker credit for.

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          That’s oddly specific, but I’m glad you all made it home safely!

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            Oh, I never played sports. My dad didn’t give a shit if I did stuff like played sports, or had friends. Instead he sent me upstairs to stare at a blank wall.

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              Oh…

              Sorry.

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