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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Netflix series on the way

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Netflix series on the way

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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • morrowind@lemmy.ml
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    Wait, I’ve seen this girl before.

    The story is, unfortunately, made up

    • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      Oh my god the scientist worked for the government? Thats how he had the immortality potion!!

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      I am not saying this story is true, but this snippet does not falsify it.

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      The truth is just as good a cause though.

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        What if they’re assaulting a census worker?

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          They shouldn’t have been so nosy.

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    This is literally a female reboot of a pre-existing picture

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      As soon as I opened it I was like “Wasn’t it a dude last time?”

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        Wow, you know so much about the interweebz, but here you are criticizing a shitpost.

        Please find your ‘Muh rIpOsTE, i aLredy sEenT iT’ award below:

        🏅

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          The criticism is all in your head, friend. I was merely expressing a feeling of deja-vu.

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      Yeah, wasn’t this the plot of Beethoven 3?

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        I was thinking Pet Sematary. Should’nt mix up those movies

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    But did it work?

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      Exactly my thoughts like if science never did anything wrong in the past, right guys?

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    If you come across a mugshot picture with a headline and nothing else then you should be aware by now that the headline is 100% made up.

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      It’s a community with memes and jokes, I don’t expect verified and truthful information here to be honest.

    • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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      Good critical thinking. Now I’m curious what her actual crime was. But now I’m really curious if that’s really a mugshot because she’s not wearing jail garb.

      • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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        You don’t always get a change of clothes beforehand (or at all if you won’t be there long). They might just take your belt or anything that could be used to hurt yourself or others, get the photos and then figure out what needs to happen. Depending on the alleged crime, they might get released after a few hours or kept around for questioning.

        Letting someone wear their own clothes (as opposed to a prisoner uniform) can be part of the interrogation process too. This and other small comforts may aid with rapport-building while leaving the suspect a trace of hope that they still might be able to talk their way out. Changing into the uniform could drive home the seriousness of the situation that they’d been denying up until that point which might make them less talkative.

        Long story short, the word “lawyer” should be a significant part of your vocabulary if you’re in that situation. Phrase your request specifically so there’s no wiggle room about whether you’re bringing up the general idea of the legal profession, asking whether you need one or something along those lines. Ideally also don’t do crime since there’s usually less evidence to defend against when innocent.

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    Definitely a fake story. There are many iterations of this picture with one of them being a “Florida man” who supposedly did it instead. The comment “I’m not saying she’s right but I get it” have different users saying it depending on the meme.

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      I’m not saying you’re right but I get it

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      Ok but when is the netflix show coming out? I definitely want to watch it now

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    “Lady… I study frog poop. I’m like, a frog poop-oligist. I can’t make your dog immortal.”

    “ALL YOU SCIENTISTS ARE THE SAME!!! DO IT!!!”

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    That kind of crazy… ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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      deleted by creator

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      deleted by creator

      • It's A Faaaahhkeah!@lemmus.org
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        You’re not my supervisor!

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        Can dogs even consent

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      One night of fun is rarely worth the 18 years minimum she’s planning to saddle you up for.

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        Fuck it. I’ll fix her!

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          Forget fixing her, I’m missing the abuse

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    stience

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    Your table is right over here, Mrs Wick…

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    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G-qkNEampEA

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      Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

      https://m.piped.video/watch?v=G-qkNEampEA

      Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

      I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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