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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee
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    Phrases that make absolutely no fucking sense in 194 countries out of 195

    Elementary school police officer

    😳

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      School bus tail gunner.

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        Kindergarten Grenadier.

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      I’m an American, and I’ve never heard of this. I think it might mostly be a joke at the expense of the shithole officers of Uvalde.

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        They are often called “resource officers” and there was at least one in every public school I went to (east coast).

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          2 at our highschool, 1 in jr high

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          My high schools (private and public) had security guards

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      I’d yeehaw if’n twernt so sad.

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      gotta teach those kids how to lick boots early on in life.

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      I think less than 193 tbh… In Latvia, a Social Democrat party has proposed surveillance cameras and pigs in schools. I’m pretty sure in other countries there has been talk as well

      https://www.baltictimes.com/news/articles/6104/

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        Man, social democrats sure do like building police states…

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          Here, it’s the opposite. The social democrats and their allies were in government for a long time and the second the more conservatives (still pretty left compared to the USA though) got power they proposed a fuck ton of laws including visitation zones where they can search people without suspect. That law actually goes into effect very soon.

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          Wat

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            Exactly that. They use police to protect capital’s interests just like the other countries. So they need to expand police powers. Just look at Weimar Germany for historical examples.

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              We’re talking about modern day social democrats and you bring up Weimar Germany. There’s a lot more recent examples of social democrats in power lol.

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          Says the guy living in a police state run by liberals…

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            Which one?

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          Like the socialist Nazi party throwing a world war with a side of genocide.

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            Except that was not socialist at all except for the name.

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              Exactly what I was driving at.

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            Found the nazi

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              I don’t think a modern day Nazi would highlight the socialist part or talk about starting world war and genocide

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              Or you found the person using the example of the Nazi party being socialists in name only to highlight the ridiculousness of the comment I replied to.

              social democrats sure do like building police states

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      Must be Arnold Schwarzenegger working there

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        IT’S NOT A TUMOR!

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          Who is your daddy and what does he do?

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      Well, you wouldn’t want to let all these kids play with their guns without an officer to watch over them, would you?

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      Gotta make sure there’s no drug deals going on

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      My country had police officers in all schools for a month or so after the First Ever School Shooting In The Entire Country happened, but only because parents demanded it.

      This was only a bit ago actually.

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        I think most countries will eventually go through one. For the UK it was Dunblane, after which the government went “no more handguns then?” and we all went “yeah, I suppose”, because only a handful of people kept them anyway.

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      No, see they’re mostly there so children learn to obey through intimidation talk to police, and they definitely never use it as a punishment detail for officers who got in trouble for anger issues

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      We have that in Brazil as well

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