Always has been
Nobody has ever actually given a shit about pineapple on pizza. This is just a dumb pop culture thing like pretending to be bothered by the word “moist” (nobody on earth is actually bothered by it until told to be).
We don’t have to play along with the machinations of pop culture; we can reject manufactured responses.
So I’m allowed to like moist pineapple pizza?
This sounds like something someone who saw a blue and black dress would say.
Just call me Laurel.
Or Yanny.
Man, aren’t we all just so edified and fulfilled having now shared in this communal sharing of sentiments we definitely actual care about
THANK YOU
I am so over this forced meme.
Yeah, sure, but which way do you hang your toilet paper, frontie or backie?
I actually tear it apart sheet by sheet and stack the sheet for a toilet tower, the most reasonable choice in this debate that definitely matters and should definitely be used as a personality indicator.
You picked answer C for most of the questions which makes it seem likely you’re someone who likes the ocean, sight, and the central governing body of the Catholic Church and the Vatican City State, And the letter C.
omg u really C me
I wonder if people who hate it are hating it after actually trying it, or they are just instinctually repulsed by the idea itself.
I do not like it. I don’t like pineapple that is warm in any context.
I also don’t give a fuck, I just pretend it’s a mortal sin in the internet because acting extremely passionate about something so stupid and banal makes me giggle
Good Hawaiian Pizza is great and mediocre Hawaiian Pizza is terrible. It needs to be piled high with sweet pineapple and salty ham or some other pork. It’s really easy to get mediocre Hawaiian Pizza.
I grew up with pineapple, canadian bacon, and black olives. So good but hard agree. So easy to mess up if the ingredients are sub par.
I’ll go with that. Maybe some of the people who think they hate Hawaiian pizza have only had mediocre ones.
Some probably hate it because it’s a meme to hate it
I’ll eat it whole if I’m somewhere I won’t pick the pineapple off and flick it in the garbage, and there’s no other type of pizza. I wouldn’t think of ordering it on purpose.
You bitches wouldn’t listen!
The Swedes put sliced banana and curry powder on their pizza. Sounds foul, but it’s legit delicious.
I love bananas, and I love trying new foods. Would love to try it.
That’s the spirit!
wait until you guys hear about feta cheese on pizza. at this point i will add the feta to the pizza myself if i have to.
Oh my god feta is amazing, why have I never thought about adding it to pizza
It’s one of the popular topping options where I order from
Smetana pizza (kebab and smetana) is the best thing ever
Put what you like on your food and fuck anyone who criticizes you for it.
Please don’t fuck everyone who criticizes your food choices
that’s when I go get tested for covid
I wouldn’t go batshit over pineapple on pizza, but I think it’s the chewy bread + wet and easy to chew pineapple
What belongs on pizza vs not is an intimate decision between your tastebuds and your brain; place your order according to their findings.
To my knowledge, my personal tastebuds are not capable of communicating with your brain, nor vice versa, so in the event that I’m ordering a pizza on your behalf, then yeah I’ll need to know your preference. Otherwise, if your brain gives you nom-dopamine when you eat a sauerkraut, cookie dough, and pre-workout powder pizza, then you do you.
To my knowledge, my personal tastebuds are not capable of communicating with your brain, nor vice versa
I guess the only way to truly find out is to see how deep we can stick our tongues into each other’s ears, right?
Am I the only one?
Absolutely has its place and the hate is unreasonable, but its not a classic pizza, its more like its own thing and that is fine.
Technically most pizzas aren’t classic at all. Even New York pizza is hated on by Italians, though frankly i think it’s better than Italian pizza
Thats why its called new york pizza and not Napoli. Its a different style again just like deep dish pizza. The more culture the better.
The important thing is that the pineapple is small chunk sized so that it cools down with the rest of the toppings when it comes out of the oven. I had it once where the pineapple was larger than an olive and because they have so much liquid to retain heat they were still too hot to eat when the rest of the pizza had cooled off.
anywhere in greater vancouver area of british columbia where one could find a ‘good’ pineapple pizza? maybe I just never tried a well made one because so far I don’t get it. I’ve tried many but I’d rather just eat the pineapple separately. That’s not to say it’s so bad that it’s inedible, but its not better than the ingredients on their own. If the other options aren’t worse I wouldn’t try more than one piece. And I’ve had some pretty wacky fruity pizzas I didn’t want to like that turned out really good.
Sweet and salty just don’t go well together with rare exceptions
I’m not sure I’ve ever stumbled across a worse opinion. Amazing. Well done.
Seems so. I cannot for the life of me understand how people like things such as salty chocolate or salted caramel
Pepperoni and pineapple pizza is a game changer. Upgrade that ham!
I’m a fan of pineapple, red onion, and black olive. The black olives provide the salty kick you’d get from the meats.
It sounds weird, but it’s an absolute win.
No, no, this sounds incredible!
Pineapple and tomato, too.
Salty, spicy, sweet.
Step it up one more time with some red onions, red bell pepper, and pepperoncinis. Sometimes I also like hot Italian sausage in that mix, too.
(It is to be noted I make pizza at home, so I go all out and don’t stop at two toppings. I’m bad at baking so I use this super simple dough recipe.)
I’ve loved that combo for years. Got my grandson hooked on it too!
