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minus-squareStern@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up30·edit-22 months agoThe only bad part about the obvious outcome here is that we’ll have the 9/11 and JFK conspiracy theorist types jerking themselves raw about how it was absolutely a conspiracy to assassinate him.
minus-squareFordBeeblebrox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoAgreed, I just hope the flight crew has a trapdoor with a rack of chutes somewhere, they don’t deserve to be punished for being good Airmen
minus-squaresamus12345@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·2 months agoYeah, they’ll say that no matter how he dies. “Deep state operatives made him eat that fatal cheeseberder on the toilet!”
minus-squareFedizen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 months agoHe’ll get the pox and they’ll have to cook up some kind of “ultra super duper deep state, for real this time” to blame it on
minus-squareJumpingspiderman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoOr, “He died because the CIA has a fatal colonic catastrophe ray”.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoNo matter how he dies, there will be a contingent insisting he isn’t actually dead. Some of those insane QAnon people think JFK is still alive. Not JFK, Jr. JFK. Who was born in 1917.
The only bad part about the obvious outcome here is that we’ll have the 9/11 and JFK conspiracy theorist types jerking themselves raw about how it was absolutely a conspiracy to assassinate him.
Some things are worth it.
Agreed, I just hope the flight crew has a trapdoor with a rack of chutes somewhere, they don’t deserve to be punished for being good Airmen
Yeah, they’ll say that no matter how he dies. “Deep state operatives made him eat that fatal cheeseberder on the toilet!”
He’ll get the pox and they’ll have to cook up some kind of “ultra super duper deep state, for real this time” to blame it on
Or, “He died because the CIA has a fatal colonic catastrophe ray”.
No matter how he dies, there will be a contingent insisting he isn’t actually dead.
Some of those insane QAnon people think JFK is still alive. Not JFK, Jr. JFK. Who was born in 1917.
Would it be so bad if it was?
So…