This post is a snooze-fest and I’m with it all the way.
Showering in the morning won’t cut it though, you have to shower before bed.
Why wear pajamas?
Own a musket for home defense, since that’s what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. “What the devil?” As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball-sized hole through the first man, he’s dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it’s smoothbore and nails the neighbor’s dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grapeshot, “Tally ho lads” the grapeshot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
Imagine having to do all that in the nude. It would get silly rather quickly.
Imagine having to do all that in the nude
Sir, I believe you meant, “Imagine getting to do all that in the nude.”
Just as the founding fathers intended.
Yes, Officer, this post right here.
The right to be bare and armed.
Honestly, if we could convince enough people that the second amendment had a typo, and that they really meant, “the right to bare arms,” as in flannel shirts with the arms cut off, e.g. this:
I think we could make a lot of progress with compromise and unification.
Because not everywhere is as mild as Alabama.
I dont wear pajamas to bed but I wear it at home out of the bed because its cold and pajamas are more comfortable than wearing outdoor clothes.
Please tell me AI wrote all that.
