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Urethra Franklin@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

I'm not a drunk. I'm just living clean.

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I'm not a drunk. I'm just living clean.

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Urethra Franklin@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • jeffw@lemmy.world
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    Misleading. Most alcohol you drink isn’t strong enough to sanitize. You need to buy Everclear. And it has to be the 190 proof stuff

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      If you drink it with apple juice it’s really nice

      … and now that I think about it, apples keep doctors away so like… double points or whatever

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        Doctors hate this one simple trick!

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      I have some snake oil that goes down a lot easier I must say

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        Easier than 190 proof alcohol? Lies, nothing goes down as easily

        • tal@lemmy.today
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          Most patent medicine, from whence the “snake oil” term originates, was in significant part ethanol.

  • Random_Character_A@lemmy.world
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    Found this on Truth Social?

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      Doubt it; those idiots would probably advocate for using turpentine instead.

      Disclaimer that shouldn’t be necessary but probably is: DON’T DRINK TURPENTINE.

      • Poppa_Mo@lemmy.world
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        Don’t drink too much turpentine.*

        • oo1@kbin.social
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          drink purplewie instrad
          https://www.tilgear.info/product_images/Large/HAN500MTH.jpg

          • hector@sh.itjust.works
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            Drink lean

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              RIP Pimp C

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    It would have to be Everclear, and of a high proof.

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    Meh, this is a problem that will solve itself.

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    No, you need to drink for the buffalo effect. Drinking kills the slow cells in your body so only the strong ones survive.

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    I had a sophomoric urge to get smashed day-drinking. It’s the kind of urge I typically (always) ignore. But I think you just changed my mind. Glug glug glug…

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    Way ahead of you buddy

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    Go for 99.9% pure Industrial Isopropyl Alcohol for fastest results.

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