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hypertown@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

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hypertown@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    NSFW Warning. For the uninitiated: Back in the early internet (2006-2009), there was a video a man posted (somewhere, but it was circulated on 4chan) of himself slowly lowering his ass onto a Mason jar, into his rectum. The glass shattered mid way through, and blood streamed out of his asshole. It was horrific, and memorable. Kind of like 9/11 part two… Never forget.

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      “early internet”…(2006-2009)…pick one, they’re mutually exclusive.

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        That shit always cracks me up

        the internet did not begin when you first started paying attention to it

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          True, although in my case, I’ve been paying attention to it since 1989. So I at least can say I was there when the web began.

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            You’re the exception. The fact you know the distinction between the internet and the web proves that.

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              I know I am. I started on the Internet playing MUDs over Telnet, chatting on IRC and posting on Usenet.

              My “640k is good enough for anybody” quote in 1993: “This web thing is pretty cool, but it will never replace Gopher.”

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      I want to just touch on what made it memorable for me. This insane beast of a man quietly started removing glass from his asshole. He was stoic and focused. I have no clue how you react to something like that rationally, but homie pulled it off.

      “One man one jar”, I think, was the given video title.

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        He had to be quiet. In a later interview he stated that his wive and kid were in the other room

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          Isn’t that like a “go to the hospital” kind of thing? Not like a “take the glass out yourself” kind of thing?

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          Interview!?!?

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            For your reading pleasure.

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          That man is my fucking hero. I would have been on the floor rolling in blood crying like a bitch.

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      Oh, I thought this was about the cum jar

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        1000010802

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      Wasn’t it an olive jar?

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        Dunno, it doesn’t have a label.

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          Looks like a Mt. Olive pickle jar…

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          Oh lord, the memories

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      Lest we fur get

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