Congrats! Who’s the father?
Nobody knows. She sat on a sticky couch cushion
Ah, so it was James.
My money would be Elon, via IVF
A sofa ?
gross.
He looks so disgusted. Maybe he should’ve stayed on/with the couch.
She looks trapped.
He did but she stuck a turkey baster between the cushions afterward and helped things along.
Insecurity baby to renew her claim on him after seeing how friendly he was with the newly-available Mrs. Kirk.
Fucking anchor babies.
Vance is technically an adult
lol they centered the Taj Mahal photo on him instead of the whole family, which makes it look like an amateur job.
Did she fall asleep on the couch?
I feel for those kids, they always look so miserable
Whoops
It’s mine, my bad, y’all
We welcome the birth of Ethan Allen Vance.
Hope it miscarries or stillborns. And I hope it hurts (her) the whole time.
Kid will be better off, and I can just laugh at their suffering.
