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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

Mom plugs in the Flowbee

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Mom plugs in the Flowbee

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago
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    1000012652

    What doth you mean, m’Lord? M’Stallion looks quite dashing, if I do say so, m’self.

    • Son_of_dad@lemmy.world
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      I dunno who this is but I’m sure his name ends in “fled” or “Stan”

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    Mom, all the girls like me and it’s distracting. Can you fuck my shit up?

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    Oh gosh I hate the Flowbee with a passion. Every time it came down on my head it pulled on the hair when cutting it, causing some pain.

    But my dad wanted to save some money so I had to deal with it.

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    I have never heard of the flowbee, but now that I’ve seen it I can only think of this

    • 200ok@lemmy.world
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      It really does suck

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    This was actually my pappy doing my hair growing up. That fukkn’ flowbee sucked not because it was attached to a vacuum but because my dad would constantly hit me in the head with it trying to get the correct length. He kept the blades nice and oiled tho.

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      I’m glad I’m not the only one who has a TBI as a result of a Flowbee incident

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    I have a colleague in his late 40s who still uses this thing. Honestly his hair looks fine, had no idea he was doing it himself.

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      I cut my own hair (and do a reasonable job of it, I’d say) as well as my son’s, and this device would be a game changer.

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        If I’m remembering right his broke and there was some panic as it was discontinued but he found one on ebay.

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    The Duane Dibbley of Horses.

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    My look throughout my childhood. My mom was a hairstylist too so I have no idea why she went this route

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      Maybe after work she was tired of hair and just wanted to do what was fastest and easiest?

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      Same reason professional chefs eat ramen and grilled cheese when they’re not working.

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    Will Byers???

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    This haircut makes my eyes rain!

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    deleted by creator

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    I mean, I might as well be listening to journey. Giving myself a mullet hook the Flowbee to the Kirby

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    Gives me an Oliver Tree vibes…

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    I went and got myself a peasant haircut because of this post.

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