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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 个月前

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  • foiledAgain@lemmy.world
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    6 个月前

    I hope this is real

    • danc4498@lemmy.world
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      6 个月前

      I hope they met up and had a wonderful life together

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    Holy shit, the first time I saw this was, like, 20 years ago.

    Talk about a blast from the past.

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      You’re a liar and fart like a clydsdale. It says 1 day ago

      • coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe
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        5 个月前

        Would you like to meet up with them?

    • DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works
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      Bet there was more pixels back then. Too bad high quality pixels are hard to come by these days.

    • fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com
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      Imagine the day this went viral. Now imagine you are the woman. Now imagine you told your friends about it before it went viral.

    • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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      [email protected]

  • TootSweet@lemmy.world
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    I tried farting in the bread isle, but I have yet to find true love. Am I doing it wrong? Maybe I need to eat more garlic for extra fragrance?

    • LousyCornMuffins@lemmy.world
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      Don’t forget cabbage

  • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
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    6 个月前

    HNNNG

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    I had to google Clydesdale, not disappointed

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      Ah. See, I grew up when we all rode horses. Before the autocarriage. I didn’t know anyone who wouldn’t know what a Clydesdale was.

      Clip clop was the sound of the road, pardner.

    • dan1101@lemm.ee
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      There used to be Budweiser beer commercials with a team of Clydesdales.

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        Aye, that’s why I was so confused about people not knowing what they were. Those damn commercials are still stuck in my head (along with most others when I get reminded of them. I hate advertising.).

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      The Clydesdale is a muscular, heavy draft horse breed known for its strength, agility, and docility.

      Had to Google it too. Just pasting it here so no one else has to.

    • superkret@feddit.org
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      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCzwyFHSMdY

  • qyron@sopuli.xyz
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    Silliest love declaration I ever read

  • gedaliyah@lemmy.world
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    What is the opposite of a meet cute?

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      6 个月前

      Meet toot!

    • Badabinski@kbin.earth
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      Part fart? Parting farting?

  • CaptDust@sh.itjust.works
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    That’s beautiful, I hope they found each other 💕

  • LousyCornMuffins@lemmy.world
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    Didn’t warn me I was getting a Dear Penthouse letter

  • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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    And that’s how I met your mother.

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